Making choices Quote by Luvvie Ajayi

“So it was that my most impressionable years of boyhood were spent gazing at not a whale, but a whale's penis. Whenever I tired…

— Haruki Murakami

“I wonder about turtles.”

— Kurt Vonnegut Jr

“My penis lay pathetically along my left thigh, like some small animal washed ashore.”

— Gillian Flynn

“Turtles are not the innocent, harmless creatures everyone thinks they are. Mark my words. They’re secretly planning to take over the world. And then…

— Darynda Jones

“Why don't you crawl up out of that door and go get fucked by a turtle?" That's completely unrealistic, anatomically speaking. That's not even…

— Drew Magary

“You ever watch animal planet? Women are kind of like a herd of elephants. They stick together for protection. And if one sense danger?…

— Emma Chase

“my vagina’s very wet tonight. It sounds like an excited seal playing with a fish in my panties if you know what I mean.”

— Debra Anastasia

“Vaginas beat penises every time. They're like kryptonite. Penises are defenseless against them.”

— Emma Chase

“A vagina. Were you really that mystified there, or are you actually not sure?’ ‘Sure about what?’ Goddamn, he needs to finish his sentences.…

— Charlotte Stein

“Despite his genius, what Darwin didn't know about sex could fill volumes. This is one of them.”

— Christopher Ryan

“With very good reason, my favorite animal is the turtle.”

— Kathy Carmichael

“Men are mystifying creatures. For instance why do all men think their penis is a panacea for all the world’s problems?”

— Tyne O'Connell