"They charged me 15 dollars. That's how much……" — Louis C. K.
"They charged me 15 dollars. That's how much it costs to only have 20 dollars."
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199 Quotes by Louis C. K.
Louis C. K. has 199 quotes on this site.
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I found out that I'm a pretty bad father. I make a lot of mistakes and I don't know what…
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When my kids were younger, I used to avoid them. I used to sit on the toilet 'til my legs…
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Fathers have skills that they never use at home. You run a landscaping business and you can't dress and feed…
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People say there's delays on flights. Delays, really? New York to California in five hours, that used to take 30…
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People come back from flights and tell you a story like it's a horror story. That's how bad they make…
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Spend time with your kids and have your own ideas about what they need. It won't take away your manhood;…
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...Then I got divorced and everything changed, and I became a father in a whole new way and found a…
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When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a…
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One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group…
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How do women still go out guys, when you consider that there is no greater threat to women than men?…
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There's a reason it's called 'girls gone wild' and not 'women gone wild'. When girls go wild, they show their…
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You know what, it's not your life, it's life. Life is bigger than you, if you can imagine that. Life…
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The studio system collapsed only when Elizabeth Taylor charged $1 million for Cleopatra.
— Leslie Caron
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As a result, I've been portrayed as a cynical barbarian preying on the very clients I was charged to defend.
— Jack Abramoff
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I love acting, but being an actor for hire only serves so much, and then you want to fill your…
— Jennifer Aniston
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What reason is there that he which laboreth much, and, sparing the fruits of his labor, consumeth little, should be…
— Thomas Hobbes
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For every force charged by God, may He be exalted, with some business is an angel put in charge...
— Maimonides
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An author accepting language's invitation to dance steps onto the floor of his her sensibility-charged consciousness and begins to move…
— Aberjhani
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Why suspend the habeas corpus in insurrections and rebellions? Examine the history of England. See how few of the cases…
— Thomas Jefferson
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I will keep my body charged with energy for fulfillment of my purpose, in accord with that which is commanded…
— Walter Russell
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It is true that the movie is perhaps my most politically-charged. The story is thrust into motion by the idea…
— Todd Solondz
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Stay keeping my cup full so I'm extra charged like a state tax.
— Drake
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The Church must never be satisfied with the ranks of those whom she has reached at a certain point or…
— Pope Benedict XVI
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Access to knowledge is the superb, the supreme act of truly great civilizations. Of all the institutions that purport to…
— Toni Morrison
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