"I could never sit down and write jokes." — Louis C. K.

I could never sit down and write jokes. - Louis C. K.

"I could never sit down and write jokes."

— Louis C. K.

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199 Quotes by Louis C. K.

Louis C. K. has 199 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

I found out that I'm a pretty bad father. I make a lot of mistakes and I don't know what…
When my kids were younger, I used to avoid them. I used to sit on the toilet 'til my legs…
Fathers have skills that they never use at home. You run a landscaping business and you can't dress and feed…
People say there's delays on flights. Delays, really? New York to California in five hours, that used to take 30…
People come back from flights and tell you a story like it's a horror story. That's how bad they make…
Spend time with your kids and have your own ideas about what they need. It won't take away your manhood;…
...Then I got divorced and everything changed, and I became a father in a whole new way and found a…
When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a…
One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group…
How do women still go out guys, when you consider that there is no greater threat to women than men?…
There's a reason it's called 'girls gone wild' and not 'women gone wild'. When girls go wild, they show their…
You know what, it's not your life, it's life. Life is bigger than you, if you can imagine that. Life…

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