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“Xhex couldn't stop herself from torturing them both. She sent him a mental scene, drilling the image right into his head : the two… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
Once, at Thanksgiving, a neighbor wandered in while my cousin Lisa worked on a turkey, shearing meat off its frame and sliding the steaming… — Jenna Wortham Copy Share Image
“What’s wrong?” Billy’s question had me looking up. My second-oldest brother was already dressed for work in his suit and tie. “And shouldn’t you be fishing with Hank?” “I cancelled. I… — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
3 drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again.… — Meee Copy Share Image
Two cannibals were eating a comedian, and one of them turns to the other and asks, 'Does this taste funny to you? — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
I love it when I hear you say. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. — Justin Timberlake Copy Share Image
One day a man came back early from his office. He was shocked to see his wife with another guy. He told his wife… — Horla Copy Share Image
The best way to heal a heart that has been broken, is to kill that person who has made it happen - :D — Lol Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when your chair makes a farting noise and you can't make the noise again to prove u didn't fart… — Lol Copy Share Image
I hate it when I am making my cereal... and when I'm ready to get the milk out of the fridge I find out… — LOL Copy Share Image
Never argue with an idiot .they drag you down to their level then beat you with experience — Lol Copy Share Image
I THOUGHT ABOUT ONE TIME AND ALMOST DID IT BUT THEN I THOUGHT WHAT IF I CHOOSE THE WRONG PERSON AND HE OR SHE… — Lol Copy Share Image
I remember that the bass was turned up slightly more on the mix from last week, and I thought that was good - or… — Mark Ronson Copy Share Image
I think people are more likely to comment on a thin person's weight then the weight of an over weight person. Double standard? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The talk shows in the States want celebrities, not authors. In France, it is different; writers are called upon to comment on everything. They… — Edmund White Copy Share Image
“Dude, now you’re flirting? Even to my own ears, my comment sounds suggestive. The sad thing is, it was meant that way. There are… — M. Leighton Copy Share Image
The God in whose hands are all our days and ways, did cast into my hand one day a book of Martin Luthers; it… — John Bunyan Copy Share Image
People should say 'no comment' more often. No comment! I love no comment. Let's have more no comment. — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
In luggage claim at the Minneapolis airport, the guy came up to me and said, "Maybe you're wrong, maybe stories do matter." I wrote… — Kate DiCamillo Copy Share Image
I won the seat of Oxley largely on an issue that has resulted in me being called a racist. That issue related to my… — Pauline Hanson Copy Share Image
I don't really comment on my personal life because I feel like any comment at all is opening up a whole can of worms.… — Josh Hartnett Copy Share Image
