Heroes Quote by Lisa Lampanelli

As soon as a roast is announced, I get everybody - family, friends, waitresses, cab drivers - giving me jokes about the person getting…

— Jeff Ross

When I had my Comedy Central roast, David [Spade] was my first choice to be roastmaster, because I adore him. He's funny as hell,…

— Rob Lowe

I really think the biggest honor, as a comic, is to get roasted by either the Friars Club or the Comedy Central or someone…

— Lisa Lampanelli

It would be nice to be a piece of toast. Everyone likes a piece of toast, don't they? No one is ever sad when…

— Jon Richardson

I give a toast to all the people who made it though there struggles in life, I give a toast to the people who…

— James

I went from one day being toasted to being roasted.

— Terence Trent D'Arby

The people I respect the most are my peers, my fellow comedians. I want their respect. It's my whole life.

— Sal Vulcano

I'm not one who likes to be honored, to be honest with you. That's never been who I am.

— Jerry West

Reputation is what other people know about you. Honor is what you know about yourself.

— Lois McMaster Bujold

Honor is what you know about yourself.

— Lois McMaster Bujold

It's always strange to get an honor from people who are the ones that should be honored.

— Nancy Dubuc

Well, honor is the subject of my story.

— William Shakespeare