Quote by Lil Rob Download Open image “So have a drink, have a toke and hook up. With someone fine but the kind that looks up.” — Lil Rob ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Whether it's an orgy or a cocktail party, I know how to do it. — Robert Mapplethorpe Copy Share Image
Meeting someone who is also drunk and immediately becoming best friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And after you're real drunk, maybe go down to the public park and stagger around and ask people for money, and then lay down… — Jack Handy Copy Share Image
Take a drink because you pity yourself, and then the drink pities you and has a drink, and then two good drinks get together… — H. Beam Piper Copy Share Image
I don’t intend to use beer as a crutch and drink until I pass out. So advice, keep an eye on that so you… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
I'm not going to get drunk at a bar. There are younger girls who look up to me. So I do my best not… — Ashley Greene Copy Share Image
Weekend Advice: Some of lifes best lessons are learned while watching your drunk friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The advice I would give myself is: "Don't date that guy, don't drink that, go right home, get a good night's sleep." — Jessica Pare Copy Share Image
The temp was 80 and I'm cruisin with my lady. Playin some Ralphie Vagon, ooh baby baby. — Lil Rob Copy Share Image
Love Problems, Money And Drug Problems, Its Also Sh*t That Brings You Down — Lil Rob Copy Share Image
I know how it feels But there's really nothing you can do There's someone for everyone And maybe he's just not the one for… — Lil Rob Copy Share Image
Gotta keep some pisto in the cup. Party until the sun comes up or we give up. — Lil Rob Copy Share Image
They'll say anything just to hit 'em and it's usually a nice summer night when they did 'em. — Lil Rob Copy Share Image
People think we look crazy but I think we look classy but then again, that's only if you ask me. — Lil Rob Copy Share Image