"What you don't do, if you're an adult,……" — Lewis Black
"What you don't do, if you're an adult, is decide that you're going to budget things through a sequester. What does that word have to do with budgeting? It's like if you have a family budget and go, 'We really don't know what to take out economically from the budget, so we're going to whack out protein for this week.'"
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151 Quotes by Lewis Black
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In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore.…
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If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached a point…
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All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.
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Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas.
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There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.
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It's absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, we've got rockets, we've got saran wrap…
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And I know this happens because I took economics, and I'd explain it to ya, but I flunked that course.…
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What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of…
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I believe that summer is our time, a time for the people, and that no politician should be allowed to…
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I love anything that gets me outside of my own head.
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If the people of New Zealand want to be part of our world, I believe they should hop off their…
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I don't understand how anybody's still a Democrat or a Republican. I don't know what they're basing it on.
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Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise.
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Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized.
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I was raised on government cheese. As an adult, in my first marriage, my husband and I worked real hard…
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If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids…
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There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the…
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What is an adult? A child blown up by age.
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The average adult laughs 15 times a day; the average child, more than 400 times.
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Children who assume adult responsibilities feel old when they're young.
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Only since the Industrial Revolution have most people worked in places away from their homes or been left to raise…
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An Adult faith does not follow the waves of fashion and the latest novelties.
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