Whack Quotes

76 quotes by 71 authors

What you don't do, if you're an adult, is decide that you're going to budget things through a sequester. What does that word have to… — Lewis Black
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come… — Winston Churchill
Man is a megalomaniac among animals-if he sees mountains he will try to imitate them by pyramids, and if he sees some grand process like… — Jacques Loeb
We were always taught to swing slow with good tempo. But you have to have some acceleration throughout the swing. I think that's where a… — Helen Alfredsson
If my ego was out of whack and I believed I could carry anything off, that would be a stupid risk. But so far there's… — Kathleen Turner
Whack 'em, stack 'em and pack 'em. — Ted Nugent
Having taken on the care of foster children, a mother forced her own daughter to beat them. According to her later account: Mom puts the… — Julie Gregory
I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my right. — Lee Hendrie
I donâ€™t find it fun watching someone trying to be sexy. Itâ€™s whack. Iâ€™m trying to just show my true personality, and I think that… — Nicki Minaj
I play a slave. How black is that? I have to wear chains. How whack is that? But donâ€™t worry. I get free. I save… — Jamie Foxx
There is a huge boom in autism right now because inattentive mothers and competitive dads want an explanation for why their dumb-ass kids can't compete… — Denis Leary
When the Universe was not so out of whack as it is today, and all the stars were lined up in their proper places, so… — Stanislaw Lem
Children of course are monstrously conventional, repelled at once by whatever is off-center, out of whack, unmanageable. And being an only child I had been… — Alice Munro
Hump it, bump it, whack it! It might be a recipe for a good sex life but it won't win the World Cup. — Ken Bates
I think that the best things that governments can do for productivity is not whack on new taxes and, if we can get institutions like… — Tony Abbott
I can't watch the news anymore. They have their priorities all out of whack. All I see is Natalee Holloway and Britney Spears and the… — Zach Braff
The grandiose plans of what Macintosh was gonna be was just so far out of whack with the truth of what the product was doing.… — Chris Espinosa
Celebrity is a pretty stunning thing. At first I was like 'They love me! Oh, I love them, too.' And suddenly, I was tap-dancing on… — Sharon Stone
There once was a Bald Man who sat down after work on a hot summer's day. A Fly came up and kept buzzing about his… — Aesop
At some point my friends and I began to ask, how can a country that produced hippies and such cool people also fight a war… — Nguyen Qui Duc

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