"What is the difference between a Democrat and……" — Lewis Black

"What is the difference between a Democrat and a Republican? A Democrat blows, a Republican sucks."

— Lewis Black

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151 Quotes by Lewis Black

Lewis Black has 151 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore.…
If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached a point…
All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.
Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas.
There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.
It's absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, we've got rockets, we've got saran wrap…
And I know this happens because I took economics, and I'd explain it to ya, but I flunked that course.…
What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of…
I believe that summer is our time, a time for the people, and that no politician should be allowed to…
I love anything that gets me outside of my own head.
If the people of New Zealand want to be part of our world, I believe they should hop off their…
I don't understand how anybody's still a Democrat or a Republican. I don't know what they're basing it on.

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More Blow Quotes

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Making movies was more a reaction to not being chosen for sports. Other kids were out there playing at whatever;… — J. J. Abrams
You blows who you is. — Louis Armstrong
My Latin temper blows up pretty fast, but it goes down just as fast. Maybe that's why you seldom hear… — Desi Arnaz
Bad company is like a nail driven into a post, which, after the first and second blow, may be drawn… — Saint Augustine
Good actions are a guard against the blows of adversity. — Abu Bakr
There's some quality you get when you're not totally comfortable. When you're not doing what you're used to, you could… — Beck
The main prank that we play with props is for people's birthdays. The special effects people will put a little… — Catherine Bell
Ah, lives of men! When prosperous they glitter - Like a fair picture; when misfortune comes - A wet sponge… — Aeschylus
For a murderous blow let murderous blow atone. — Aeschylus
My friends, whoever has had experience of evils knows how whenever a flood of ills comes upon mortals, a man… — Aeschylus
I have a theory about the human mind. A brain is a lot like a computer. It will only take… — Erma Bombeck
I dare not drink before a gig because I'll get tired and blow it. So I have to sit drinking… — John Bonham

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