Bicycle Quote by Leslie Nielsen

“Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts.”

Leslie Nielsen

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It was a boy's name first.

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Yes, it's true, I've been called the Laurence Olivier of spoofs. I guess that would make Laurence Olivier the Leslie Nielsen of Shakespeare.

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I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible.

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One thing a person won't do when he's laughing is try to beat you up.

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When you see Charlie Chaplin, he stays funny. He doesn't become drama, and so what really seems to endure is comedy.

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Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.

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I think if I got a bicycle from my father, I should give a car to my son.

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