Disorientating Quote by Lesley Glaister

“Small wonder he refused to marry. Why buy a cow when there were udders all around begging to be milked?”

— George R.R. Martin

“...responsible, stylish, adventuresome, sometimes silly, comfortable, and difficult subsistence. That's what milking the cow's all about!”

— Lynn Miller

“once the cow’s been milked there’s no squirting the cream back up her udder.”

— George R.R. Martin

That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk has to explain what he was doing to the cow.

— Anonymous

“Milk the cow, never feed her. Milk the cow, never feed her.”

— Ken Goldstein

“I'm not asking you to buy the milk, O'Flaherty, I just want you to grope the cow.”

— Abigail Roux

“A cow of an awkward pause mooed.”

— David Mitchell

“It was milk that had sickened her. Animal milk! These people cooked many things with animal milk!”

— Octavia E. Butler

“Have you found the milk,” he asked, “or must I venture out in search of a cow?”

— Julia Quinn

That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow...

— Hussein Nishah

“the milk that is spilt cries not out afterwards,”

— Bram Stoker

“A cow of awkward pause mooed.”

— David Mitchell