Husband Quote by Leonard J. Arrington

“A lot of people like wife swapping. I've got such a great wife I would only swap with a Mormon. It'd have to be…

— Jarod Kintz

“Mormons believe that when they get married in this life, they stay married in the next. I was thinking that we should convert to…

— Tarryn Fisher

Knock, knock! ...Who's there? ...Mormons!! …dammit.

— Kevin Boggs

You might as well deny 'Mormonism,' and turn away from it, as to oppose the plurality of wives.

— Heber C. Kimball

Knock, knock! ...Who's there? ...Mormons!! ...fuck.

— Author Name

The Prophet had made dishonorable proposals to my wife... under cover of his asserted 'Revelation.'... Smith told his wife Jane the Lord had commanded…

— William Law

That was a misconception among a lot of people - that Mormons are polygamist. No, they're not. I mean they obviously have that in…

— Trey Parker

Biblical backing for Mormon behavior is easy to find, although Mark Twain is reported to have denied its legitimacy to a Mormon. The Mormon…

— Dennis McKinsey

Christ and The Church: If he were to apply for a divorce on the grounds of cruelty, adultery and desertion, he would probably get…

— Samuel Butler

The Book of Mormon changes lives.

— Thomas S. Monson

There is nothing in my teachings to the Church or in those of my associates, during the time specified, which can be reasonably construed…

— Wilford Woodruff

George Smith shows how many of the prophet’s followers embraced plural marriage during a period when the LDS Church was emphatically denying the practice…

— Daniel Walker Howe