Leila Quote by Leila Download Open image “@griffsie I'm playing Nickelback at your funeral to make sure you're really dead and not faking it.” — Leila ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Leila
I want them to play Britney Spears at my funeral. This way I won't feel so bad about being dead, and everyone there will… — Gary Numan Copy Share Image
Fuck you. If you're not gonna be at my funeral, I don't give a fuck about you and your problems. I stick to my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At my funeral,when they are lowering me into the ground,I demand they play DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I die, I'll probably climb out of the coffin and play the organ at my own funeral! — Rick Wakeman Copy Share Image
A funeral isn't for the dead. You'll simply be a stage set for a kind of festival maybe. And besides, you won't even be… — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
“Or you can fake your own death," Bill suggested. "Because really, that's the most cathartic resolution—if all your friends and family think you're dead. Everyone cries, they have a little rant about all your potential going to waste, they put on a memorial service and you can hide and see who bothers to come—and if you're really lucky, they bury… — Jordan Castillo Price Copy Share
While friends and lovers mourn your silly grave, I have other uses for you, darling. I love the dead. — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
I'm going to be cremated from the neck down. And at my funeral, when people are talking about me, they have to hold my… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
My tunes and numbers are here. They have filled my years, the years when I refused to die. And in order to do that… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
My mom && I when we USED to be close ... scew her now ... legit ... NewYearsEve — Leila Copy Share Image
AS y'all know I'm going for 15 days or so for travelling , so yeah :( You GUYS are my hole-digging, browser-history-erasing, funeral-invitation-only assurance friends. And I would totally let you know if you had something in your teeth. Tay:She's not just any ol' cuntwich... She's a cuntwich with all the toppings. She's the Big Mac of cuntwiches. Amber:*you're awkward… — Leila Copy Share
You guys really want to ruin me , so today while doinf your fansigns in the teacher lounge , it happens that my french teacher comes in and scold me like fuck cuz I got a 7/20 on my finals , I mean WTF I just lost 14 points !! NO BIG DEAL !! and haha this SQ thingy really… — Leila Copy Share
The Happy Black Sheep I love being a weird outcast. Crazy socks, weird and colorful clothes. I honestly don't see why people want to… — Leila Copy Share Image
My dad wants me to grow up, to start wearing makeup and caring about clothes. I know I should want to, I mean I'm… — Leila Copy Share Image
-I miss the days that were erased -I miss the way the sunshine would light up your face -I miss all the little things -I never thought that they'd mean everything to me -Yeah, I miss you and I wish you were here -I feel the beating of your heart -I see the shadows of your face -Just know that… — Leila Copy Share
I love you.I would like to date you if we weren't so far apart, because it's too painful to love someone out of reach. I wasn't supposed to know this, and I wish I could tell you, but that would just hurt you even more and we wouldn't even talk. Knowing that the one you love, who may love you… — Leila Copy Share
I thought I would stay a couple of hours at the beach , in fact I satyed from 11 am till 6 noon and I got fuckin' suburns <3 — Leila Copy Share
I love you, I mean like I am in love with you. I've never in my life ever felt this way towards anyone. I know this sounds crazy, but before I met you, my life was a complete mess. You truly helped me be myself, and I love you for that. But all I can say is that I'm a… — Leila Copy Share
I'M SICK OF THIS $HIT ! stop inboxing me to have a cyber-s3x chat and/or to have baughty pix, I don't do this kind… — Leila Copy Share Image
You guys really want to ruin me , so today while doinf your fansigns in the teacher lounge , it happens that my french teacher comes in and scold me like fuck cuz I got a 7/20 on my finals , I mean WTF I just lost 14 points !! NO BIG DEAL !! and haha this SQ thingy really… — Leila Copy Share
I thought I would stay a couple of hours at the beach , in fact I satyed from 11 am till 6 noon and I got fuckin' suburns <3 — Leila Copy Share
I'M SICK OF THIS $HIT ! stop inboxing me to have a cyber-s3x chat and/or to have baughty pix, I don't do this kind… — Leila Copy Share Image
@mitchel I know I'm sometimes an asshole to you. But, I'm not an actual asshole, and I wouldn't poop on you or our friend-… — Leila Copy Share Image
So tell me again , what's wrong in being bi ? it'smy life and I do what I want ok ? — Leila Copy Share Image
MY TWINNIE LEILA!! Can she ever stop being perfect?? Haha,She is my cookies to my milk,my animal crackers to my juice box.Without her who would I be soo childish too?? I would'nt be childish at all!She is nice,gawjus,and amazing! She is super duper funny.I love her as my sister(twinn).She is very childish (THATS A GOOD THING) 'cause I am too.Well..Now… — Jasmine Copy Share
@rachel Remember when we were young and wore our clothes 3 sizes too small because we thought it made us look hot? <333 — Leila Copy Share
“Any way you cut it, I was stuck between a rock and a hard place. Or, more accurately, between a fang and a sharp… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image