Coming home Quote by Lefty Gomez

When I was a kid, I remember one aunt drinking on Thanksgiving and falling asleep at the dinner table. Her husband said, Betty, wake…

— Fred Willard

Know thyself, especially thyself after a couple of drinks.

— Robert Breault

You know you've drank too much when you actually ask your wife to drive you home.

— Nikhil Saluja

And after, you know, having the old chicken or whatever it is they bring around and a couple of cocktails, you turn to the…

— Nick Lowe

I'm such a homebody. It's actually quite tragic because, if I'm out for drinks, I'll constantly be thinking about when it's acceptable for me…

— Stacey Dooley

If I go Before I'm old Oh, brother of mine Please don't forget me if I go Bartender, please Fill my glass for me…

— Dave Matthews

My grandpa could go days, weeks, even months without a drink but if he took that first drink, he couldn't stop. Once, when I…

— Brian Lindstrom

It was my wife that insisted I do 'The Hangover.

— Ken Jeong

I need to think about 'Make sure you drink your water.' That's the kind of person I am.

— Jon Crosby

I have family, I work with a lot of friends, but you'll never find me saying, "Hey, let's get a drink at 8:30 [pm]."

— Mark Duplass

“When I got home in the evening, I drank at least half the fifth in front of the television set and watched reruns until…

— Alcoholics Anonymous

By the time a bartender knows what drink a man will have before he orders, there is little else about him worth knowing.

— Don Marquis