Comedians Quote by Lee Mack

Twitter is a much more dangerous cauldron of group-think than happy hours or dinners. On Twitter, the reward comes from agreeing or loudly disagreeing…

— David Weigel

Twitter is comedy writing. It's one-liners that give way to fully fleshed-out thoughts.

— Jaboukie Young-White

The default position now is that comedians do Twitter but I don't know why. Every bad story you see about a comedian has a…

— Lee Mack

I will die defending Twitter and what it can do for comedians. Twitter has gotten my friends jobs.

— Megan Stalter

Some peckerhead accused me if using Twitter to draw attention to myself. Isn't that why everyone uses Twitter?

— Anonymous

My understanding of Twitter was that it was a bunch of famous people telling you when they're going to the bathroom. And, that was…

— Kerry Washington

“Twittering just seemed to be people telling other people what they were doing--getting in the shower, making coffee. Who on earth wanted to know…

— Kate Atkinson

The first complaint we hear from everyone is: 'Why would I want to join this stupid useless thing and know what my brother's eating…

— Jack Dorsey

Disclaimer : Twitter is purely entertainment...it's not to be taken seriously.

— Nikhil Saluja

“TWITTER At the time of writing this is the king of social media, so by the time of publication it could be dead and…

— Susie Boniface

I think the term 'Twitter comedian' can seem like a pejorative because it's not a job, really, and there's such a low barrier for…

— Josh Gondelman

I'm very aware that when my friends and I sit around over dinner these days, the conversation invariably turns to how crass the world…

— Tom Ford