Politics Quote by Lawrence Dorfman

“Politically, Republicans and Democrats are at opposite ends. One’s a burp and the other’s a fart.”

— Jarod Kintz

Politics is a choice of enemas. You're gonna get it up the ass, no matter what you do.

— George V. Higgins

“If my butt's in the way you're just gonna have to deal with it!”

— Sarah Griswold in Madame K's Friday Flex

“There's a way you political folks have of coming round and round a plain right thing”

— Harriet Beecher Stowe

One side sticks to the facts, and the other side is close to playing with its poop.

— Keith Olbermann

“I don't like a clever toilet looking at our butts.”

— Emma Donoghue

“Politics is the 2'nd oldest Profession. The one you get what we paid for. And the other one WE GET SCREWED!”

— Ron Rinna

“And I did say excuse me, with my butt. Apparently you don’t speak “rectum.”

— Ellen Hopkins

“I’m so constipated that every time I go to shit, the only thing that comes out is political rhetoric.”

— Jarod Kintz

“There’s a faint whiff of feces wafting up my nostrils. But that’s natural, because I just walked past a politician.”

— Jarod Kintz

“You are four years old. You have to shit in the toilet. This is not one of those negotiations where we’ll go back and…

— Justin Halpern

“I want to keep politics out of my breakfast. Politics isn’t something I want in my eggs, no matter how scrambled I like them.”

— Jarod Kintz