Funny shit Quote by Lacosa

Next time your in an elevator with a few strangers, turn around and say,I'm sure you're all wondering why I've gathered you all here.

— Anonymous

I met someone who lives in an elevator.

— Jonathan Lethem

When an elevator brings u upstairs, you better send it back down in order to bring others up!

— Dikembe Mutombo

I hate getting off the elevator on the wrong floor? Anyone ever do that... and then you have to turn around and face those…

— Brian Regan

When I get in an elevator, before I press a button, I look at everyone inside & say: Are you ready to take this…

— Itsme867

Almost all of us have an elevator or two in our lives somewhere. We wait for them, we ride on them. We're annoyed by…

— Andy Rooney

When you take the elevator to the top, please remember to send it back down so someone else might use it.

— Dikembe Mutombo

Slow elevator rides with strangers are so awkward.

— Kendall Jenner

Had the perfect opportunity to get back at the guy who didn't hold the elevator for me. I couldn't do it. Held it. I'm…

— Christian Serratos

If I could give you one thought, it would be to lift someone up. Lift a stranger up--lift her up. I would ask you,…

— Maya Angelou

I hate elevators. I'm claustrophobic so for me to be in an elevator or small spaces is probably the worst thing on earth.

— Aino Jawo

You know, Sal, for a long time would hate taking elevators with me. Because he knew when those doors closed I was going to…

— Joe Gatto