Air conditioning Quote by Kristen Ashley

“...'Well, I think of you as a straight shooter, Sheriff, but one who can't stop lustin' after the goddamn ineffable.' "She said that, hunh?"…

— Robert Coover

“I'm not a cop. I'm just a tattoo artist. I'm just a guy who used to be in love with a girl. I'm just…

— Karina Halle

“he'd been a cop long enough to know what actual perversion looked like and it sure wasn't two guys or two women going out…

— Tere Michaels

“I was hot for the town sheriff. I was hot for a man who I absolutely did not like one bit.”

— Devney Perry

“Like a bitch in heat, I seem to attract a coterie of policemen and sanitation officials. ”

— John Kennedy Toole

“He spread his hands in a self-deprecating gesture. 'Well, I'm not a cop. And I'm not a woman.' She couldn't resist. 'I had noticed.”

— Val McDermid

A policeman stopped me and said: Would you please blow into this bag, sir? I said: What for, officer? He said: My chips are…

— Tommy Cooper

“Who knew burglars could be hot? Yes, officer, I did tackle him, but I had to. It had nothing to do with those perfectly…

— J.S. Scott

“Is there anything hotter than a cute guy who is also armed and dangerous? I think not.”

— Stacey Jay

“Take care of my cop.”

— J.D. Robb

“He also had a cop’s mustache. He would have looked better without the mustache, but it wasn’t was my place to suggest so. Besides,…

— J.R. Rain

“I tried to gauge the cop's reaction. I couldn't see a thing. His dark eyes could have been laughing at me, or considering how…

— Jennifer Echols