Quote by Boondocks

Hilarious. Ugly Face. Reminds me of the setuffd animal I had as a kid I named Floppy Neck. I could twist that neck 1000 degrees.

— Benjamin

Just look at the back of Donald Trump's head, any angle. There's some angles that his chin is just, what do I mean? I…

— Barry Blitt

Check out the helmet hair on Randy Moss, babe! He looks like some freakish anti-Mr. T after a long evening sleeping through 'Aida.'

— Dennis Miller

“I blink and look up. And up. Oh good god. The man towering over me … he’s a mountain – all broad shoulders, strong…

— SK Quinn

There is an icy window before every man! Faces cannot be seen clearly! Wait for the ice to melt down!

— Mehmet Murat Ildan

“Hot is really not an adequate enough word for this guy. He is crazy beautiful. And it’s more than his looks—the intentionally messy waves…

— Cynthia Hand

He is the only man I ever met with a seersucker face.

— Henny Youngman

People would be in hysterics if they saw that. It's like, wow, he's a superhuman moron.... So he wears lipstick, has a little bouffant,…

— Robert Pattinson

My daddy's face is a study. Winter moves into it and presides there. His eyes become a cliff of snow threatening to avalanche, his…

— Toni Morrison

The hair of his face, on the contrary, carroty and flaming, resembled a growth of copper wire clipped short to the line of the…

— Joseph Conrad

“I don't know anything about this guy except that his eyes make my mind fuzzy, and his muscled arms make my mouth water, and…

— Cora Carmack

“His face was a strong—a very strong—aquiline, with high bridge of the thin nose and peculiarly arched nostrils; with lofty domed forehead, and hair…

— Bram Stoker