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“I was thinking about how much I wanted to reenact that part in the shower with my hot, sexy, gorgeous girlfriend. And how she wouldn't need a butt double because she's perfect already." "You smooth talker, you." "I was also thinking how much sexier I am than that guy she was screwing in the shower.” quote by Kody Keplinger — Download Open image

““I was thinking about how much I wanted to reenact that part in the shower with my hot, sexy, gorgeous girlfriend. And how she wouldn't need a butt double because she's perfect already." "You smooth talker, you." "I was also thinking how much sexier I am than that guy she was screwing in the shower.””

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