Quote by Kirk Scroggs

“Watching you at work, I was reminded of the young lady of Natchez, whose clothes were all tatters and patches. In alluding to which,…

— P.G. Wodehouse

“There ain't nothing worse than an itch you can't scratch.”

— Vanessa Reynolds

“If you gotta scratch the itch, scratch it. Or, if you want to do away with the day job, scratch, itch or no!”

— Deb E. Howell

“There's nothing worse, than having a scratch you cannot itch.”

— Robert Black

“Don't itch the itch feel the itch”

— E.M

“My fingernail itches. I need to scratch it with my skin.”

— Jarod Kintz

“My first wife was like the rash you get from poison ivy. I couldn't stand her, but I couldn't keep my hands off her.…

— Joe Hill

“If you don't scratch your own back, you will have an itchy back.”

— L.F. Young

“Damn you, you made up lame excuses and practically patted me on the head. And tonight, you've got an itch and you're annoyed that…

— Nora Roberts

“Dad-a-jum, dad-a-jiggers, goddam lobsters bit off your fingers," King said, and actually laughed.”

— Stephen King

“Yo mama jokes…   Yo”

— Johnny B. Laughing