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“You're going to pay for that Pet,' he panted. The right side of his face sported an angry red hand print. I shook out…

— C.J. Roberts

“Referring to another crim he knew. "Tiger...I used to tell him he should use some of his money on plastic surgery and a face…

— Mark Brandon Read

“Your dog looks dirty. You could give it a bath, or I could piss on it for free. Or you could pay me to…

— Jarod Kintz

“I launched into my speech, it took me a few seconds to realize that the only one listening was max (the dog) but at…

— Sammi Carter

“A few years ago, a taxi driver told me about a club & a dog. A waiter spoke to me about ladders today. Life…

— Indeewara Jayawardane

“and now sometimes I’m interviewed, they want to hear about life and literature and I get drunk and hold up my cross-eyed shot runover…

— Charles Bukowski

“As a child I liked to piss on the carpet. The carpet rotted and I blamed it on the dog.”

— Sarah Kane

“I reckon you could go ahead and shoot that dog and git you another one with regular anal sacs and wouldn’t nobody be the…

— John Green

“The two old secretaries conversed in the manner of hostile but toothless male dogs.”

— John Irving

“in there," and the first guy says, "Watch." In he goes and orders a beer. "Sorry, you can't bring your dog in here," says…

— Various

“I had never come across a talking cat before, but good manners, as my father used to say, cost nothing.”

— Jasper Fforde