Clerks Quote by Kevin Smith

You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude, but they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em…

— Kevin Smith

“If the women don't find you handsome, at least they'll find you handy,”

— Red Green

“a good marriage is like a good lasagna: only those involved actually know what goes into it.”

— Janice Thompson

“The women in this town are going to be so disappointed you're off the market." "There are other women in this town besides you?”

— Shannon Stacey

“You've been watching to much Pretty Woman, and I'm sorry, but there's no way I'm the hooker in this arrangement.”

— A.J. Rose

“You can be the ugliest man in the world but once you got money, you can have all the women in the world.”

— Jonathan Anthony Burkett

“I make love like I make lasagna. Makes me hungry just thinking about it.”

— Jarod Kintz

“All the women in me are tired.”

— Danielle Girard

“Excuse me? Tonight you represent every dateless woman in this city, every woman who's about to sit down to a lonely meal of Weight…

— Nora Roberts

“how could you possibly look ten women in the face and ask why they had gotten you drunk and made a game of taking…

— Robert Jordan

“Don't cheat when you got the most beautiful woman by your side”

— MG

“You don't have time to chitty-chat with loose women. We have work to do. And you have to save humanity. That's a lot of…

— Peter Bognanni