The older you get, the more you realize you cannot win on the Internet. — Kevin Smith Copy Share Image
You know, comics and movies, even if you take a comic and turn it into a movie, we can't all be Joss… — Kevin Smith Copy Share Image
From now on, any flick I'm ever involved with, I conduct critics screenings thusly: 'You wanna see it early to review it?… — Kevin Smith Copy Share Image
And the podcasting - I swear to you - on its worst day, the podcasts are better than our best films. Because… — Kevin Smith Copy Share Image
It's kind of debatable whether or not the advertisement model is effective. Like whether Nielsen works. For years, Nielsen has been based… — Kevin Smith Copy Share Image
I think: 'Wouldn't it be great to work with Bill Murray?' And then I'm like, 'You know what, just appreciate Bill Murray… — Kevin Smith Copy Share Image
It's silly that anyone in this world tells you that there are only certain people that can marry you. — Kevin Smith Copy Share Image
It's like a dream come true. When somebody is paying you to talk about yourself, you've won. — Kevin Smith Copy Share Image
“GOD DOESN’T HATE FAGS OR ANYBODY ELSE FOR THAT MATTER. GOD SAVES! THEN, GOD PASSES IT TO GRETZKY - WHO ROOFS THAT SHIT, TOP-SHELF!… — Kevin Smith Copy Share Image
I grew up in a pretty gay world - my brother's gay and he's been married to a man for 20 years, which is… — Kevin Smith Copy Share Image
There was never any down side to casting friends over professionals. It was always fun seeing folks who never performed before stretching their wings. — Kevin Smith Copy Share Image
I know what it feels like to carry a lot of weight in a society that's very image-conscious. It's a thin person's world, and… — Kevin Smith Copy Share Image
Stop…stop, that’s the next generation of fans… How dare you pass judgment on those 12-year-old girls who like vampires! They need to be encouraged… — Kevin Smith Copy Share Image
Sometimes the path you're on is not as important as the direction you're heading. — Kevin Smith Copy Share Image
In anything I've ever written, all the characters sound like me, which I don't think is a bad thing. It makes sense. But I… — Kevin Smith Copy Share Image
Other filmmakers make their movies and put them out and that's that. For me, for some odd reason, it goes deeper than that. — Kevin Smith Copy Share Image
So I know how I watch movies which is on my laptop, man. And that's how I suspect a lot of people do it. — Kevin Smith Copy Share Image
It's too expensive, that's the thing nobody wants to talk about. It is too expensive to make movies. That's not true, it is too… — Kevin Smith Copy Share Image
