Church Quote by Kevin Smith
““GOD DOESN’T HATE FAGS OR ANYBODY ELSE FOR THAT MATTER. GOD SAVES! THEN, GOD PASSES IT TO GRETZKY - WHO ROOFS THAT SHIT, TOP-SHELF! THEN GOD AND GRETZKY HIGH FIVE & BELLY-BUMP, CELEBRATING THEIR HOCKEY PROWESS. AND NEVER ONCE DO THEY GIVE A SHIT IF ANYBODY’S GAY OR NOT.””
About This Quote
Source Stand-up comedy routine by Kevin Smith
God's love has nothing to do with sexual orientation. In this absurd hockey fantasy, God and Gretzky celebrate with inclusive joy, ignoring homophobia entirely.
In simple terms: God loves everyone, even while playing hockey with Gretzky.
Use humor to reject hate and celebrate love.
Themes
Mood
Type
When to use this quote
- challenging homophobia
- faith conversations
- public speaking
- creating inclusive communities
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- What stereotypes about God or gay people is this joke deflating?
- Can laughter open doors that debate cannot?
The crude style may alienate some audiences and can oversimplify serious theological questions.