"So I'm at the office, I tell this……" — Kevin Hart
"So I'm at the office, I tell this guy...Pass me the stapler, but when you pass it, make sure staples are in it, because if it isn't, I can't staple anything."
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265 Quotes by Kevin Hart
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I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!
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My experiences in life are getting bigger and better. The more stuff I do, the more stuff I talk about…
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At the end of the day, I want to be part of the same conversation as Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy,…
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The day Rick Ross dives into the crowd, is the day we find out who his true fans are.
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The only time you should look back in life, is to see how far you have come.
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Life is too short to worry about what others say about you. Have fun and give them something to talk…
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How the hell do you wake up dead?
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My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.
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There's a difference between who we love, who we settle for, and who we're meant for.
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The worst thing about being lied to, is realizing they don't think you're worth the truth.
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