Stapler Quotes

12 quotes by 11 authors

• When I was 8, my favorite toy was a stapler. My brother was afraid of me. — Emily Procter
• Be the Mick Jagger of the mailroom, the Warren Buffet of bookkeeping and the Bono of stapler selling. — Robin S
• Objects of Appreciation: Every time you go to use a utensil or instrument, take pleasure and feel gratitude for the fact that you have such… — Zelig Pliskin
• I wasn't sure I could make it through another hour of his company without throwing my stapler at his head. — Tana French
• Here is a drawing of a stapler: — Dave Eggers
• The paper, the stapler, the staples, the tape. It makes me sick. Physical things. Forty years of loving someone becomes staples and tape. — Jonathan Safran Foer
• I gripped the stapler even harder and felt like a fool planning to battle a crazy man with a stapler that even, I suddenly remembered,… — Charlaine Harris
• What does it feel like?” he asked. “What does what feel like?” Peter thought for a moment. “Being at the top.” Josie reached across him… — Jodi Picoult
• Thank Artemis, it is you! That little scar on your lip--you tried to eat a stapler when you were two!" ... Hedge nodded like he… — Rick Riordan
• I want to high five your face with a stapler. — Nikhil Saluja
• So I'm at the office, I tell this guy...Pass me the stapler, but when you pass it, make sure staples are in it, because if… — Kevin Hart
• So I'm at the office and uh I tell this guy I said to him wait wait what did I say wait a minute ALRIGHT… — Kevin Hart

Who Wrote These Stapler Quotes

11 authors contributed a total of 12 Stapler Quotes as follows:

• 2 Stapler Quotes by Kevin Hart
• 1 Stapler Quote by Emily Procter
• 1 Stapler Quote by Robin S
• 1 Stapler Quote by Zelig Pliskin
• 1 Stapler Quote by Tana French
• 1 Stapler Quote by Dave Eggers
• 1 Stapler Quote by Jonathan Safran Foer
• 1 Stapler Quote by Charlaine Harris
• 1 Stapler Quote by Jodi Picoult
• 1 Stapler Quote by Rick Riordan
• 1 Stapler Quote by Nikhil Saluja