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- I want to high five your face with a stapler. — Nikhil Saluja
- When I was 8, my favorite toy was a stapler. My brother was afraid of me. — Emily Procter
- Be the Mick Jagger of the mailroom, the Warren Buffet of bookkeeping and the Bono of stapler selling. — Robin S
- Objects of Appreciation: Every time you go to use a utensil or instrument, take pleasure and feel gratitude for the fact that… — Zelig Pliskin
- I wasn't sure I could make it through another hour of his company without throwing my stapler at his head. — Tana French
- Here is a drawing of a stapler: — Dave Eggers
- The paper, the stapler, the staples, the tape. It makes me sick. Physical things. Forty years of loving someone becomes staples and… — Jonathan Safran Foer
- I gripped the stapler even harder and felt like a fool planning to battle a crazy man with a stapler that even,… — Charlaine Harris