Mystery-suspense-humor Quote by Kevin Bergeron Download Open image ““You can't hold a cat and be mad at the same time.”” — Kevin Bergeron ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Mystery-suspense-humor
“I really had no control over my cat. Hell, who actually had control over any cat?” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“A cat sees no good reason why it should obey another animal, even if it does stand on two legs.” — Sarah Thompson Copy Share Image
“All cats talk however they want. To whomever they want. But only a rude human speaks out of turn. Be quiet.” — Robin Hobb Copy Share Image
“My cat mocks me frequently. It's the universe's way of keeping me from getting too big of an ego.” — Michelle M. Pillow Copy Share Image
“There is, incidentally, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person.” — Dan Greenberg Copy Share Image
“If a cat spoke, it would say things like 'Hey, I don’t see the problem here.” — Roy Blount Jr Copy Share Image
“Somebody needs to pet me, and I guess that somebody is me. My cat is busy sleeping.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Well, then,' the Cat went on, 'you see, a dog growls when it's angry, and wags its tail when it's pleased. Now I growl… — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
“I often wonder, in a catfight, when one doesn't want to fight, if the other cat calls it a pussy.” — Anthony Liccione Copy Share Image
“Oh, and he loves cats. Like, crazy stupid loves them.” “I fucking hate cats.” “I used to too. You won’t for long.” — Heidi Cullinan Copy Share Image
“Gino refilled my glass. “What a night. Booze, broads, and a barroom brawl.” — Michael Murphy Copy Share Image
