Humor Quote by Kelly Barson Download Open image ““Nothing draws attention to thunder thighs more than short riding up your crotch”” — Kelly Barson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“Nothing draws attention to thunder thighs more than shorts riding up your crotch.” — K.A. Barson Copy Share Image
I've found that if you have big thighs, as I do, long underwear will not ride up. — Ronny Chieng Copy Share Image
“Call me old-fashioned, but I did read in Glamour that one’s shorts should always be longer than one’s vagina.” — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
“my thighs have been involved in many accidents and now i can't get insured and i don't need to be lured by you” — Ani DiFranco Copy Share Image
He gave a dark chuckle. “But you’re not, so you had absolutely no qualms about kneeing me in the groin, right?” “I hit your… — Kiera Cass Copy Share Image
“She trailed after him, admiring the line of his back. He began climbing the stairs, and she sighed with pleasure. Every bit of him… — Meljean Brook Copy Share Image
“good for my thighs; all this humping of books, good for my biceps.” — Carole Matthews Copy Share Image
“I became proud of my strong thighs. I didn’t care that I would never be as thin as some girls. I knew I would… — Alexandra Heminsley Copy Share Image
Something about kneeling down, because I had to kneel down so much in the Twilight movies and it always looks really awkward. Ive actually… — Robert Pattinson Copy Share Image
“There is nothing to compare with that moment when you are bent over his knee and feel the material chaff against your bottom as… — Chloe Thurlow Copy Share Image
“Any idiot can see that if you don't want to be fat, you shouldn't eat so much. You should move more.” — Kelly Barson Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
