Humor Quote by K.A. Barson Download Open image ““Nothing draws attention to thunder thighs more than shorts riding up your crotch.”” — K.A. Barson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“Nothing draws attention to thunder thighs more than short riding up your crotch” — Kelly Barson Copy Share Image
“Thighs spread out on the seat like water balloons, frying eggs, spilled syrup.” — Dennis Vickers Copy Share Image
“Call me old-fashioned, but I did read in Glamour that one’s shorts should always be longer than one’s vagina.” — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
“There’s no way to stand up gracefully when your pants are down around your ankles.” — Kathy Bryson Copy Share Image
“My gaze falls to my legs, and I realize I’m still holding on to my running shorts, which are stuck to my thighs.” — Patricia Vanasse Copy Share Image
“My gaze fall to my legs and if realize I'm still holding on to my running shorts which are stuck to my thighs.” — Patricia Vanasse Copy Share Image
“She trailed after him, admiring the line of his back. He began climbing the stairs, and she sighed with pleasure. Every bit of him… — Meljean Brook Copy Share Image
“I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like everyone else. It's the way I take them OFF that makes me… — Jessica Park Copy Share Image
“There's nothing we can do about your pants-mine probally wouldn't fit,and it wouldn't do for me to go around pantless, much as it would… — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
“The only dilemma now is whether I should wear my shorts or not. Yes, shorts. Not just for unexpected breezes but to protect against… — Karina Halle Copy Share Image
“And while the shape of my family might not match other families - or even what I imagined it should be - some pretty… — K.A. Barson Copy Share Image
“I'm still not at my ideal weight. I didn't lose forty-five pounds before the wedding. Who knows if I ever will. I've lost twenty-seven… — K.A. Barson Copy Share Image
“I change the channel to another movie. An old one, but new to me. And, ironically, a thin, gorgeous blonde—Meg Ryan, maybe—rides her bike… — K.A. Barson Copy Share Image
“Wow" is all I can say. I'm amazed. It never occurred to me to change the clothes to fit me. I always thought it… — K.A. Barson Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
