Freezer Quote by Keith Birthday

A refrigerator, to me, isn't as clever an appliance as people would have you believe. To me, it's a cold limbo, a temporary reprieve…

— Chris Morocco

“We’ll all have an ice-cream cake to celebrate! Except for we don’t have a freezer!”

— Kresley Cole

So, are we like best friends now that youve seen whats in my freezer?

— Ralphie May

“March 30, 1998 Because I was in a bind with my BBC story, I devoted most of my day to defrosting the freezer.”

— David Sedaris

I'm not a cook and I always stick everything in the freezer and then I leave things out, saying 'if it's good today it…

— Debbie Reynolds

It seemed that after he was killed, Gadhafi's body was stored at a commercial freezer at a shopping mall. It's one thing to hunt…

— Jay Leno

I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it.

— Gracie Allen

My son would walk to the refrigerator-freezer and fling both doors open and stand there until the hairs in his nose iced up. After…

— Erma Bombeck

If you come over to my house, I've had a lot of people be like 'Hey...did you mean to put these in the dishwasher?'…

— Shay Mitchell

My freezer always has veggie burgers in it. I don't think you should eat them every day, but they're really handy.

— Grace Dent

How do I keep young? Haven't you heard? I sleep every night in the deep freezer!

— Donatella Versace

“I have a real problem keeping friends. I'm always running out of space in my freezer.”

— Jarod Kintz

Making coffee has become the great compromise of the decade. It's the only thing "real" men do that doesn't seem to threaten their masculinity.…

— Erma Bombeck

Make your refrigerator or freezer like a treasure chest.

— Lidia Bastianich

I definitely recommend keeping frozen corn dogs in your freezer.

— Ari Shaffir