Making coffee has become the great compromise of the decade. It's the only thing "real" men do that doesn't seem to threaten… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
If you come over to my house, I've had a lot of people be like 'Hey...did you mean to put these in… — Shay Mitchell Copy Share Image
My son would walk to the refrigerator-freezer and fling both doors open and stand there until the hairs in his nose iced… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it. — Gracie Allen Copy Share Image
It seemed that after he was killed, Gadhafi's body was stored at a commercial freezer at a shopping mall. It's one thing… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I'm not a cook and I always stick everything in the freezer and then I leave things out, saying 'if it's good… — Debbie Reynolds Copy Share Image
A salesman called on my wife the other day and tried to sell her a freezer. You'll save a fortune on your… — Joey Bishop Copy Share Image
Mum bought our dinners from Bejams, a frozen food centre. We had a huge chest freezer, back in the 70s and we… — Gregg Wallace Copy Share Image
My freezer is a labelled-and-dated marvel of soups, stews, braises, cooked grains, bread, and the occasional half-eaten dessert. Any of them can… — Chris Morocco Copy Share Image
My dad, Frank Addison Albini, was a terrific shot with a rifle and had generally excellent hunting skills. While my dad loved… — Steve Albini Copy Share Image
The successful truck gardener can never go out to dinner in the summer or spend a week end away, because his conscience… — Phyllis McGinley Copy Share Image
If you take something out of the freezer, it's cold, but what happens when it melts? It's a cool party, a cool… — Alber Elbaz Copy Share Image
A multitude of uniform, unidentifiable houses, lined up inflexibly, at uniform distances, on uniform roads, in a treeless communal waste, inhabited by… — Lewis Mumford Copy Share Image
I can't keep pumpernickel bagels at home because just knowing they are in the freezer makes it hard for me to fall… — Chris Morocco Copy Share Image
Yes, as a people we are spoiled. We look for dinners that take two minutes to cook in our microwave instead of… — Martha Bolton Copy Share Image
A nation with their freezers full are dancing in their seats, while outside another nation is sleeping in the streets. — Billy Bragg Copy Share Image
The new French theme park based on Napoleon is named Napoleon's Bivouac, and will honor Napoleon with rides, battle reenactments, and the… — Peter Sagal Copy Share Image
You might argue that my example is bad because Einstein is dead. But according to physicist Erwin Schrodinger, Einstein is neither dead… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Don't get me wrong. I like Disney World. The rest rooms are clean enough for neurosurgery, and the employees say things like… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I saw 'Hello Dolly!' like five times and I put the playbills in my freezer at some point. And I don't know… — Cole Escola Copy Share Image
You never knew what to expect with Ingrid. One minute she could be sawing the locks off Pierpont's freezers; the next, providing… — Cristina Garcia Copy Share Image
This morning I shot six holes in my freezer. I think I've got cabin fever. — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, all of the parents and grandparents came out of the Depression Era. They were all freezing bread… — Lance Henriksen Copy Share Image
