Quote by Kathy Griffin Download Open image “Whenever I see someone with a hat, I'm thinking 'You're a tool. What're you gonna prove?'” — Kathy Griffin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“[about a hat] You can put it on and say, "Hey you, person without a hat! I've got something you don't! How did I… — Alice LeGrow Copy Share Image
Wearing a hat confers undeniable authority over those without one. — Tristan Bernard Copy Share Image
“Use your head for something more than to give your hat a ride, can't you?” — B.M. Bower Copy Share Image
Wearing a hat implies that you are bald if you are a man and that your hair is dirty if you are a woman. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
People don't tend to hassle me because when I've got a hat on, I look like a banker. I'm just a plain guy. — Kevin Spacey Copy Share Image
When you wear so many hats in society, you never know who you are. That's the beauty of it. Because once you find out… — Jonathan Winters Copy Share Image
I can't walk down the street with my head up. I'm not a hat wearer, but now I'm a hat wearer. — Randy Harrison Copy Share Image
“Who do hats think they are? They contribute nothing to society, and don't even display basic manners. Has a hat ever held a door… — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
“That’s a deer shooting hat.' 'Like hell it is.' I took it off and looked at it. I sort of closed one eye, like… — J.D. Salinger Copy Share Image
Well, the coffeehouse audiences never know what they're going to get, and all the comics are different, as opposed to when you go to… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
I am an outsider looking in, absolutely. You're not going to see me at the Academy Awards 'Vanity Fair' party any time soon. I'm… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
“Presentation was the name of the Catholic church [my mother's family] attended, and this is what I love about the Irish: My mother became… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
“It always pisses me off when I’m calling in to some Morning Zoo radio show to promote God-only-knows what—probably this book, so get ready,… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
When my pals in high school were starting to drink, it always looked unappealing to me. I would be at a big party and… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging. — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
I can criticize your religion all I want, and you can criticize mine. I don't like this whole climate of, 'You can't ever say… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
A lot of celebrities, especially when you're talking about the really big ones, live in what I call the fame bubble. Nobody ever says… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
I certainly immerse myself in as many crazy Hollywood events as I can because you never know where you can pick up material. — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
