Clarrissa-lee-moon Quote by Kate Libby Download Open image ““God gave men brains so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.”” — Kate Libby ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Clarrissa-lee-moon
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