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“I strongly believe if God had intended man - or woman - to jog, he'd have scaled way back on breast size and sent…

— Patty Blount

“The Lord gave women brains to tell men how to use their muscles.”

— Donna St. Felix

“God gave men brains so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.”

— Kate Libby

“The thought made my toes curl up, but only because the ground made it impossible for them to curl down.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Muscles don't make the man. True, darling, but they give you something nice to hold on to.”

— dannika dark

“My, my, what is the world coming to that women should have feet? Even large ones”

— Rachel Heffington

“Why do big men tend to have such little brains? Perhaps they get by on brawn too often, and their minds dry up like…

— Joe Abercrombie

“Aideen grinned. "That's why God invented push up bras." I gave her a get-real look. "God didn't create push up bras, man did." Aideen…

— L.A. Casey

“there were men aloft, high over my head, hanging to threads that seemed no thicker”

— Robert Louis Stevenson

“Matter of fact, when it came to manscaping, all he had was a dark stripe that ran between his belly button and his... You…

— J.R. Ward

“Probably best, he thought. If a Negro got legs he ought to use them. Sit down too long, somebody will figure out a way…

— Toni Morrison

“Human beings are basically huge monkeys that walked upright, but they can be pretty full of themselves.”

— Hiro Arikawa