Erect Quote by Karl Ove Knausgård

“And that is the nature of us poets and whores, to make things hard: dicks, choices... life.”

— Nicole Lyons

“Are you sure about this? It’s a bit short.” “So? It’s poetry, not dick size.”

— J.L. Merrow

“Hard cocks, with glorious exceptions, were hardly ever literary.”

— Roberto Bolaño

“Really, for all the poetry in the world on the subject, when you get right down to it, it's mostly just boom! penis vagina.”

— Martin Leicht

“These pens are unusually thick and heavy. You know, phallic imagery and all that. The bigger the, um, pen, the bigger the… well, you…

— Nick Stephenson

“I frowned. “Are you sure about this? It’s a bit short.” “So? It’s poetry, not dick size.”

— J.L. Merrow

To all men who read poetry; I bet if women had dicks, they'd shove them in your mouths to shut you the fuck up.

— Nikhil Saluja

“Or maybe you know how two-hundred Post-it notes with pictures of penises drawn on them were glued to every inch of my desk.”

— Tara Sivec

“~ Not every poem is meant for oral stimulation, some are better devoured mentally.”

— Kiana Donae

“Some dicks is crooked, others is straight, but they can all be used for fucking.”

— Frank Bill

“I think that I shall never see a poem as lovely as a hot-gushing, butt-cramping, gut hosing orgasm.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

“As for the dick, sorry, nothing to write home about. It’s perfectly average, but looks great since it’s attached to an undersized body. These…

— nick pageant