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I was in early on with 'Yeezus.'

— Travis Scott

“All those Jesus freaks ever had to do was listen to my records, and it would have been obvious. But they just wanted to…

— Ozzy Osbourne

“Back on the ferry, I sip some vodka on the rocks and have a chat with God. Me: (desperately) What the *&%$# am I…

— Lexis De Rothschild

'Just because someone has more followers than you doesn't mean, they are better than you.Hitler had Millions Jesus had 12!'

— Andrew Guzaldo

I literally was on my knees and I said, 'Jesus, I surrender myself to you. Take care of everything.' And He did.

— Jonathan Roumie

“All you shitheads need Jesus so far as I'm concerned.”

— Abigail Roux

I'm down with Jesus, sweet Jeez, sweet baby Jeez.

— Pete Holmes

I tried talking to Jesus, but he just put me on hold...

— Colin Hay

“But you’d best get moving lad. If we lie here too long our nuts will freeze to the ground.” “Fine words for a pastor,”…

— William Meikle

“I don’t know why religious zealots have this compulsion to try to convert everyone who passes before them – I don’t go around trying…

— Bill Bryson

“He said he talked to Jesus all the time. Even when he was driving his car. That killed me. I just see the big…

— J.D. Salinger

What did Jesus Christ say to the Teamsters? 'Do nothing till I get back.

— Donald E. Westlake