Sign Said Quote by Kami Garcia

To campaign in the South is a unique cultural experience. You go into the little church facilities and meet people, or you go to…

— Jaime Harrison

I saw a dog in a cage. And that cage had a sign on it that said, 'I bite.' And I was like, 'That…

— Doug Benson

“Si, the speed limit sign said 35. Your Goin' 55." -Sadie Robertson "Oh, that's just a suggestion.”

— Si Robertson

As we were driving, we saw a sign that said, "Watch for Rocks." Martha said it should read "Watch for Pretty Rocks." I told…

— Jack Handey

At one of the live events somebody had a sign that said 'If Eva Marie Is Here We Riot.' I thought that was pretty…

— Eva Marie

I wanted to join the Army the sign said 'Be All That You Can Be', they told me it wasn't enough.

— Jay London

I wouldn't eat a chicken if it dropped dead in front of me holding up a sign that said, Eat Me.

— Ricky Williams

The sign said, Jesus is the answer.

— William Temple Sr

I saw a sign that said, 'Watch for children.' I was like, 'That sounds like a fair trade - especially if they're crappy kids.'

— Demetri Martin

I moved into this neighborhood, and I was walking on this beach with my kids, and we came across a sign that said, 'Water's…

— Ted Danson

I was at a banquet, and I went into the ladies' room, and I'm in the stall doing my business, and a piece of…

— Lindsay Wagner

“The sign said don’t do it, so naturally I did it. Signs are always saying stuff in a silent way.
 Writing is a way…

— Jarod Kintz

“I saw that sign,' said Dwayne, "and I couldn't help wondering if that was what God put me on the earth for - to…

— Kurt Vonnegut

As I went walking I saw a sign there And on the sign it said "No Trespassing." But on the other side it didn't…

— Woody Guthrie

Your mama is so fat and dumb she walked to the traffic light, saw a sign that said No U Turn and she said,…

— Anonymous