Dark humor Quote by K.R. Helms Download Open image ““Life's a grave dig it.”” — K.R. Helms ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dark humor Life
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“Please, please be some sex-starved nutcase who wants to kidnap me and make me your love slave, I begged silently.” — Cate Tiernan Copy Share Image
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“Because it’s a lit fuse, love – you light it yourself, and you stand around the powder keg afterward, grinning from ear to ear.” — Daniel Polansky Copy Share Image
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“The Baudelaire orphans hung on to one another, and wept and wept while the adults argued endlessly behind them. Finally-as, I'm sorry to say,… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image