Big Quote by Justin Tranter

Futon World - a wonderful place that becomes slowly less comfortable over time.

— Demetri Martin

“The elevator turned out to be slower than the damned train at Disney World. And it played “The Girl from Ipanema” in Muzak. I…

— Leslie Langtry

“(Georgie) I hated going to the playground EVERYDAY. If someone had only told me it wouldn't last forever”

— Nancy Woodruff

“Freddy believes if a fridge falls off a minivan, you better swerve out of the way; I believe that it is the fridge’s job…

— Frank Underwood

I remember going to Bob Preston's dressing room because I was losing a laugh - as you do in a long run. He said,…

— Jeffrey Tambor

“Heavy”- Linkin Park”

— Stevie J. Cole

“Yes, life is a playground, its fun and wonderful unless you're careless, then you're going to fall off the monkey bars and break your…

— Shannon Neprily

Taylor Gang Worldwide.

— Wiz Khalifa

“If only life were more on the scale of Orlando Bloom taking down the giant Oliphaunt in The Return of the King rather than…

— Sarah Arthur

“I got home from the FBi that day, put on my pajamas got a pint of Chunky Monkey, and watched 'The Notebook'. Five times.…

— Annabel Monaghan

“I believe men belong in the garage, because that’s where the dog food is stored. And the band is kept there. Auditions start after…

— Jarod Kintz

“Are you kidnapping me?" He side-eyes me and laughs. "By george, I think she's got it."  "Fine," I say. "But could you just make…

— Carly Syms