““Are you kidnapping me?" He side-eyes me and laughs. "By george, I think she's got it." "Fine," I say. "But could you just make sure I have my own bed wherever you're taking me? I really need to sleep. Oh, and in six weeks, this cast has to come off. And I get hostile when I don't get my daily diet coke." "You're awfully demanding for someone who's just been taken hostage." "You're the moron who thought I'd make a good prisoner.””
