Quote by Justin Halpern

“Ask me if I give a shit.”

— John Green

“I know how syrupy this sounds, how dull, provincial, and possibly whitewashed, but what can I do? Happy childhoods happen”

— Marisa de los Santos

“Now fix the drink and then tell me what happened.”

— Ernest Hemingway

“When a hurricane damaged my father's house, my brother rushed over with a gas grill, three coolers of beer, and an enormous Fuck-It Bucket…

— David Sedaris

“Every shit happens for a sweet reason.”

— Alitt Susanto

“I open it so he has no choice. At the crack of the top and the sound of the fizz he winces like one…

— Peter Heller

“A heavy, peppery steam spiraled skyward and the remains of our house spit and stammered like the last stubborn kernels of popping corn. Everyone…

— Sam Harris

“When shit brings you down, just say 'fuck it', and eat yourself some motherfucking candy.”

— David Sedaris

“On detonation, red sugar spilled out of the corner of my mouth.”

— Lara Glenum

“When you fuck up, shit gets real.”

— Meg Cabot

“Funny thing about glass. When you broke the shit up, it got pissed and bit back.”

— J.R. Ward

“Give me some sugar.”

— Rachel Gibson