Glared Quote by Julie Kagawa

“My boss is like an angry bear with a sore head and poison ivy up his ass.”

— E.L. James

“There is filth on the floor, and it must be scraped up with the muck-rake.”

— Theodore Roosevelt

“I gave the wretched beast a look that said plainly I’ll deal with you later. He flicked his tail at me, cat-speak for Do…

— J.L. Merrow

“I feed the damn thing and clean the shit out of her litterbox. The least she could do is purr for me on occasion.…

— C.M. Owens

“He wanted to roar like a lion on a cement floor. And bellow like a polar bear with yellow fur worn down to pink…

— Adam Nevill

“Well, well! it might be worse, and then again it might be a good deal better. No ponies, and no food, and no knowing…

— J.R.R. Tolkien

“I once got attacked by a bearskin rug, two days before it was a rug.”

— Jarod Kintz

“But I couldn't think it more hateful of them to have taken my fur tippet. Burglars never seem to realize one might feel the…

— Nancy Mitford

“I hate that man. I wish I could stab him in the eyeballs and gouge them out and make him choke on them. And…

— Neel Kay

“Open the windows and the doors, she shouted, cook some meat and fish, buy the largest turtles around, let strangers come in and spread…

— Gabriel García Márquez

“They heard! --they suspected! --they knew! --they were making a mockery of my horror!-this I thought, and this I think. But anything was better…

— Anonymous

“Smith wiped grass and dirt from his butt and scowled at their surroundings as though they hadn't just escaped a fascist clusterfuckturducken of epic…

— John Birmingham