Better Quote by Joy Mangano

“You'll never get anything done by sitting on your hands or by wringing them. Try getting them dirty for a change and you'll be…

— Belva Rae Staples

“Just as you can never squeeze water out of the water, you can never squeeze the good out of goodness: You simply tap into…

— Dr. Jacinta Mpalyenkana, Ph.D, MBA

I had to use my wits or else I'd have been sunk - and nothings going to sink me. Everyone was always pulling at…

— Marilyn Monroe

I've been working on the new Miracle Mop for many years.

— Joy Mangano

If people ask me for one-liners I always say: 'Hoovering. That sucks.'

— Tom Rosenthal

“If I was feeling like a challenge, I'd kick out the plug, turn the taps on and see if I could maintain the exact…

— Alan Partridge

“I’m all right now,” I said, “but leave me alone. I’m going down to the river to bathe.” I took seven steps, and then…

— Roger Zelazny

“She knew what my mother did not: either you want a clean floor or you want to use a mop, but you can’t have…

— David Sedaris

I'm always running my mouth off and getting myself in trouble, so I'm trying to do it less.

— Deborah Moggach

“But can’t you just wave your hand and make all the dirt fly away, then?" [...] "That works, but only if you wave them…

— Terry Pratchett

Did you just tell that man you went potty on yourself?" "You. Shut. Up,"I hissed back furiously and chucked the scrubs at his head.…

— Maggie Stiefvater

Brushing my Grilzz Before I Booty Pop. A Woman's work is never Done!

— Madonna Ciccone