Chinese Quote by Joy Behar

ShoutOut to Common Sense Common sense has been the only reason why there is no restaurant named The Toilet so far..

— Efiosiugbore Adebayo

“We’ve already got our night planned. We’re going to eat Chinese food, get high as fuck, and watch Twin Peaks.”

— Robert Bevan

“Sharks to not eat Chinese people because they get hungry thirty minutes later".”

— R. Alan Woods

“I don’t understand people who eat Chinese food with chopsticks when the restaurant also offers silverware. As a tool, chopsticks are inferior to western…

— Jarod Kintz

Never eat Chinese food in Oklahoma.

— Anonymous

WHY DON'T CHINESE PEOPLE EVER EAT CHINESE TAKE-OUT?

— Carl Jung

I worked in a Chinese restaurant.

— Barbra Streisand

Like all Jews, I was probably at a Chinese restaurant!

— Elena Kagan

We had quite an unconventional family life because my parents ran a Chinese restaurant.

— Gok Wan

“Let me guess," said Clary. "On the inside it's an abandoned police station; from the outside, mundanes only see a condemned apartment building, or…

— Cassandra Clare

I walked out of the Chinese restaurant with a fat check, a record deal, and a box of shrimp egg foo yung!

— Solomon Burke

Whenever I passed by a Chinese restaurant in a car, I'd joke to my friends, 'Oh yeah, my uncle owns that place.'

— Jenny Zhang