“Sharks to not eat Chinese people because they get hungry thirty minutes later".” — R. Alan Woods Copy Share Image
“I don’t understand people who eat Chinese food with chopsticks when the restaurant also offers silverware. As a tool, chopsticks are inferior… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We’ve already got our night planned. We’re going to eat Chinese food, get high as fuck, and watch Twin Peaks.” — Robert Bevan Copy Share Image
