Always Quote by Josh Widdicombe

When you do stand-up, you're just concerned with trying to leave with some semblance of human dignity at the end of your performance.

— John Oliver

Both the benefit and the terrifying aspect of standup is when it's going poorly, you've only yourself to blame. There's no one to bail…

— Thomas Middleditch

I feel I've always got to keep my stand-up because I never want to lose it.

— Carol Leifer

Stop worrying about what might hold you down, and pay attention to why you're standing up.

— Silent

Listen, if you start worrying about the people in the stands, before too long you're up in the stands with them.

— Tommy Lasorda

Sometimes I think you just have to decide if you're going to stand up and get on with it or if you're going to…

— Imogen Poots

Because such a massive part of stand-up is trying and failing first, I'm not putting as much pressure on. Just going out and doing…

— James Acaster

In order to be good at stand-up, you have to do it all the time. You have to care about it more than anything…

— Eva Victor

Sometimes in order to make progress and move ahead, you have to stand up and do the wrong thing.

— Gary Ackerman

You should always stand up for yourself.

— Nia Jax

Always stand on principle....even if you stand alone.

— John Adams

Stand-up is the only thing I have complete control over. There's something to be said for that.

— Bobby Lee