I'll never have a house party again. You stand around for ages worried that nobody's coming and the next minute you're queuing… — Josh Widdicombe Copy Share Image
No, I never really set out to be a stand up. I wanted to be a writer of some sort. I thought… — Josh Widdicombe Copy Share Image
I would never ever want to be an actor playing anyone other than myself. I can't do voices or anything. No, it's… — Josh Widdicombe Copy Share Image
I really struggled with doing nine-to-five and just wanted to do something where it felt like I was in charge and I… — Josh Widdicombe Copy Share Image
Never have I got on better with my flatmates than when our landlord installed a dodgy deadlock and locked us out of… — Josh Widdicombe Copy Share Image
I shrunk my favourite jeans in my first week of university. I'd never done a wash before. — Josh Widdicombe Copy Share Image
I never finished looking at Twitter happier than when I've started looking at Twitter. And it's not because of abuse or anything.… — Josh Widdicombe Copy Share Image
Most people I was at school with, if they saw me on telly, wouldn't know I'd been at school with them. — Josh Widdicombe Copy Share Image
Sitcom writing is difficult because it's not just about writing jokes - there's a very fine balance between characters, plot, and comedy, that if… — Josh Widdicombe Copy Share Image
When I first went to university, I did a big shop with my dad. We bought loads of stuff but it didn't occur to… — Josh Widdicombe Copy Share Image
I'm lucky that I don't have any big regrets. Maybe that undercut hairstyle from my youth. — Josh Widdicombe Copy Share Image
I'm one of life's pessimists. I'm ready for everything to go wrong at any moment. — Josh Widdicombe Copy Share Image
The great thing about stand up is you get to do other things. You get to do your stand up tours but you also… — Josh Widdicombe Copy Share Image
I love my wife and daughters, but there are times you want to put them in the bin. — Josh Widdicombe Copy Share Image
There's enough really good actors out of work without me trying to steal any of it. — Josh Widdicombe Copy Share Image
I loved 1990s television: 'The Fast Show,' 'Father Ted,' 'Harry Enfield.' 'Clive Anderson Talks Back.' — Josh Widdicombe Copy Share Image
