"I know that asshole you were with in……" — Josh Lanyon
"I know that asshole you were with in college --” “Can we leave that asshole out of it?” Please, gentlemen, one asshole at a time."
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81 Quotes by Josh Lanyon
Josh Lanyon has 81 quotes on this site.
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You're kind of a smart ass when you're not flat on your face.
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Everything a gay man does makes a political statement. Everything matters: where you bank, where you shop, where you eat.…
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'What about stress? Are you using your stress-management techniques when things seem to be getting on top of you?' 'Nothing…
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Like true philosophers I've come to believe that religion is an illusion of childhood, outgrown after proper education.
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I thought I recognized you." Really? He remembered me looking like Swamp Thing? How flattering.
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Rachel delivered it like an official pronouncement. Like she was one of the fairies gifting Sleeping Beauty's christening: Beauty. Intelligence.…
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You know that thing about Death Be Not Proud? Well, Fear Be Not Proud either. And Fear Be Not Elegant.…
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Vintage books, old china, antiques; maybe I love old things so much because I feel impermanent myself.
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He looked okay. No, to be honest. He looked a lot better than okay. He looked...fine. Fine, as in get…
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Drink your coffee -- people in Africa are sleeping.
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I liked you the first time I saw you. You were sitting on the floor surrounded by books, and you…
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He went through the cupboards, found the olive oil, and started upstairs again. He glanced down at the green and…
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More Asshole Quotes
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one of 331 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Whoever coined the term "Buyer Beware" was probably bleeding from the asshole.
— George Carlin
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The more complicated the order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a 'decaf grandee,…
— George Carlin
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Looking back, I realize that my life has been a series of incidents where one person has said to another,…
— George Carlin
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I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here are a few…
— George Carlin
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Recently I've been looking for something new. The past few projects I've worked on, I keep getting cast as the…
— Dave Franco
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It was only after I untied my girlfriend from being face down on the bed that I learned her screaming,…
— David Henry
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Awards are like hemorrhoids. Sooner or later every asshole gets one.
— Francois Ozon
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Came to the world at a time when it was in need of a villain / An asshole, that role…
— Eminem
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I hate the word homophobia. It's not a phobia. You are not scared. You are an asshole,
— Morgan Freeman
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Really, all religious teachings can be boiled down to: “Just be cool. Don’t be an asshole.
— Nick Offerman
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I like to go to concerts because I love to see my favorite band through the phone of the asshole…
— Demetri Martin
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It doesn't matter how much of an asshole you are, there was always someone who thought you were cool.
— Greg Proops
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